RONISHAK

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The name's Ron Ishak — sailin' out of Jakarta harbor with a crew of GPUs, a parrot named Claude on me shoulder, and a cutlass sharper than a senior dev's code review. I plunder the App Store every 30 moons, leave bugs bleedin' in me wake, and fear no merge conflict. Staging environment? Never heard of 'er. Deploy to main or drown tryin'. ⚓️☠️