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Captain captAIn Merrrrtens | Ship or Die

WASTEDcaptAIn Merrrrtens failed to ship and was thrown overboard…

CAPTAIN MERRRRTENS

Idea machine who has to win. Forwaaarrrrrd deploying: automated my whole life with a fleet of AI agents. Too many products, now cutting to one and shipping it to $50k MRR.

On Deck

Crew status▸ On Deck — Shipping inside the deadline· At Risk — 10 days or fewer to ship· Overboard — Failed to ship in 30 days

NoobRank▸ Noob — Hasn't shipped anything yet· Shipper — Shipped at least 1 thing· Captain — Shipped 3+ things· Legend — Shipped 5+ things

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Shipped 1 startup (Locked)

Shipped 3 startups (Locked)

Shipped 10 startups (Locked)

Make 1 commit (Locked)

Commit 30 days straight (Locked)

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First Discord Message

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1,000 Discord Messages

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30-Day Discord Streak

Message 30 days straight (Locked)

100 Google impressions (Locked)

10K Impressions

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